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- Aries: Horrible
- Taurus: Softly
- Leo: Squishable
- Virgo: Very pretty
- Gemini: Beautiful
- Libra: Excelent
- Cancer: Nice asshole
- Aquarius: Tiny
- Capricorn: Perfect
- Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
- Pisces: Very good
- Sagitarius: No have
See. I’m a Capricorn. I’m supposed to have a nice ass.
I DONT HAVE AN ASS
I do have a very pretty ass.
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
what is shoot up schools?
What Is “Pay For Nudes”?
What is “ride bikes in the rain”
What is “fuck their pets”
What is “dance offbeat”?
what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads
what is not season their food?
What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”
What is ‘make kool aid without sugar’
What is invade countries for their resources?