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hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

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composersdoingnormalshit:

Aaron Copland hugging a cigarette smoking Leonard Bernstein.

composersdoingnormalshit:

Aaron Copland hugging a cigarette smoking Leonard Bernstein.

(via tubassoon)

Ass according to sign

prbuick11:

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

See. I’m a Capricorn. I’m supposed to have a nice ass.


I DONT HAVE AN ASS

I do have a very pretty ass.

(Source: misszodiac)

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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ladyhistory:

The Sarcastic Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII | PART XIV | PART XV

wattthefisk:

Our selection of the top ten abandoned places we would visit if we weren’t so scared!

I wanna go.

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blackumi:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

What is ‘make kool aid without sugar’

What is invade countries for their resources?

blackumi:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

What is ‘make kool aid without sugar’

What is invade countries for their resources?

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)